we will sit on you baby for optimal times


-your baby will be dead


-you baby will be dead and u will have to deal with the cops

please pick us to sit on your baby

Meet the Team

we have a few people on the team

Keanu reeves

Founder & CEO

wants your money he dosent need it tho

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will be evil and nag u to death your child will hate her and u for hireing her

Next Steps…

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